 | Hi! I'm afraid the boys aren't in, so I will be guiding you through this tour. Let me introduce myself. I'm, I'm... hmmm, I cannot seem to remember my name and it's probably unpronouncable anyway. At least in polite company. Let's begin the tour below. | |
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| To begin, we're sitting at a microscope with lots of wires coming out of it. It shoots "laser beams". Oh, Yeah! I like anything with lasers. Call me crazy, but I thought these were illegal to own in this solar cluster. But I'm dating myself - literally. Ahem... let's move on... |  |
 | Whew! These tours take it outta ya, don't they? Have a seat! Want a cup of this caffeinated beverage I found in the breakroom? Me, I'm drinking something green I found in an incubator from the back lab. So how 'bout them rabid canines? | |
| You'll like this. A tall column and lots of pretty lights. And it shoots electrons! Whoa! My uncle had one of these and, baby, could it make a mean expresso! I'm still not sure what the binoculars are for. Bean inspection? |  | |
| Quiet it down out there! Hi, I'm the other guy's cousin. Oooo... My cousin took me to downtown Athens and I'm still recovering from those "Spinal Nebulae" at the 40 Watt. Either that or the banging in my head is from my perky cousin's constant positive attitude. I'm usually hanging out at Chris Fleisher's cave in Geology, but I got bored. I'd tell you my name, but it's also beyond your cerebral capabilities, just call me Tantor. |  | |
 | Now, the Cuz' says this thing puts out X-rays. Usually to stave off massive hangovers from "pangallactic glomblasters" back home, a quick dose of X-rays would cure those puppies. This thing doesn't seem to be working though. | |
| Your guide has run off to find me some analgesic alternative for the badger romping around in my transluscent head. Let me show you around the joint. This blocky object is supposed to allow me to grill your cheese sandwich and watch it at the same time. I dunno - looks like some botched Georgia Tech engineering if you ask me. |  | |
 | Alright! Lasers! I love the light shows these things put out. My cousin would be so excited I'd have to smack him with the Titanium Universal Serenity Emblem around my neck. BR> Look at scan head on this baby! Wonder if it's free tonight for more carousing in Hotlanta. Hmmm. | |
| Now this looks a little low-tech for this establishment. But hey, I guess if you gotta look at little things and make them seem bigger ( like the guy running this place's IQ) then it'll do the job. Man, my hollow head is killing me. I'm going to go back and try that x-ray thingy again, only this time I'm opening the door. |  |